Just sayin’ – you wanted to know the truth. Small penis humiliation phone sex will definitely open your eyes. But you already know the truth. It’s a small, stout, ugly looking dick. Your cock makes my eyes roll back from laughter, not pleasure. But your best friend… mmm… now he’s got a fat cock. You must be jealous of him… when did you know his dick was bigger? In the locker room way back in the day? I don’t care if he has a gf or wife, you know he’s going to love fucking me. So don’t piss me off because I might run on over and take all 9 inches in every fucking hole and then come back home smelling of sex and cum. Lick it off my shoes, honey. LMFAO No. Fuck you. Go to bed you useless tiny dicked twerp. Unless you are cleaning me up or lapping up some of his monster cock jizz, just shut up and let me sleep because my holes are sore and I’m quite tired. Come here, it looks like I’m going to lean in and kiss you on your cheek. Really I just whisper in your ear “I’m never having sex with you again.” I lay back, spread my legs so you can lick my freshly fucked, cum dumped twat if you’re bored. I don’t care either way. Because I fall asleep with a smile on my face; arms up over my head. I look so happy and content…. how come you could never give this to me? You never made me cum so hard and fucked me so deep all I wanted to do was sleep after. You’re not man enough.
No worries, though tiny cock boyfriend. I’ll keep getting fucked by your big dicked friends, bosses, sons, brothers, etc. I’ll find em and fuck em. So then maybe we can at least have small penis humiliation phone sex. SPH for short since you have a short cock, why not use an acronym for it.
Your darling ex girlfriend,
Andrea 1 888 467 6904
